Selfies, 2014 style

I wrote about selfies last December but the world has moved on since then: every self-respecting selfie taker now has a selfie stick. Why hold your mobile phone at arm’s length when you can attach it to the end of a stick and take the picture with a remote control? There are so many options and angles and poses that are now so much more convenient and comfortable, taking the art form to new heights blah blah blah.